PipeLine

I found this screen cleaning kit at Radio Shack. This company also makes cables emotional transporters. I did not buy any, so I guess my emotions will not be transported. I'll have to stick with stationary emotions. Upon close examination, it seems that this a Papyrus imposter! I'm pretty sure this is Faux-pyrus! It's otherwise known as Parchment. It's pretty simple red on black. Nothing much to say about it other than it looks like they widened the kerning between the 'e' and the 'L', which is kind of odd. Did they worry that the words ran too closely together? Did they want to make it look more like two words? If so, why didn't they just put a space in between them? It's like they weren't sure if they wanted to make it one word or two, and they settled for 1.25 words. Crazy.
Overall Rating: C (for Cables Emotional Transporters)